One Liners Either pick one of ours or we will print your own saying on a T-shirt!

White on Black 50/50 T-shirt, Front Print S-XL - $19.95 each + $3 S/H XXL - $22.95 each + $3 S/H

Black on White 50/50 T-shirt, Front Print S-XL - $24.95 each + $3 S/H XXL - $27.95 each + $3 S/H

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Choices: 

• Disgruntled employee of the month.
• You Can't Fix Stupid Sorry if I look interested.
• I'm Not I've Been To Hell Now I'm Back I'm Hip About Time!
• I Ate Paint Chips When I Was Little!
• It's a Guy Thing!
• 2 Beers $6.00 3 Margaritas $12.00 4 Jello Shots $20.00 Taking home the girl who drink all of the above... Priceless!
• If you can read this I could slam on my brakes and sue you!
• Doesn't Play Well With Others!
• WARNING! I have an additude and I know how to use it.
• I'm Well Traveled... My Mind Wonders a Lot!
• Do I Look Like a Friggin' People Person?
• It's Not Easy Being a Princess!
• If I Thow a Stick Will You Go Away?
• If You Are What You Eat... I Must Be Fast, Cheap, and Easy!
• Heaven Doesn't Want Me And Hell is Afraid I'll Take Over!
• I Don't Get Out Much.
• I'm Not Confused.
• I Look This Way All The Time.
• I Don't Suffer From Insanity I Enjoy Every Minute Of It.
• Let's Get Lost!
• I Know the Way I've Been There Before.
• There's One in Every Crowd And I'm It
• I Don't Think So!
• I Can Go Along With Anything As Long As It's My Way
• 2QT2BSTR8
• Betty Ford Alumni Association
• Christ is Coming, Look Busy
• Dip me In Honey and Feed Me to the Lesbians
• Gay By Nature Proud By Choice
• Good Catch!
• Hate Is Not A Family Value I Can't Even Think Straight I'd Slap You Silly But You're Already There I'm Not Gay But My Boyfriend Is I'm Not Gay But My Girlfriend Is I'm Not Real Smart But I Can Lift Heavy Things Love is All it Takes to Make a Family Nobody Knows I'm a Lesbian Nobody Knows I'm Gay "Prejudice is the Reason of Fools" Voltaire Single You Remind Me A Lot of My Next Boyfriend You Remind Me A Lot of My Next Boyfriend I Love My Mom and Dad! Daddy's Girl Momma's Boy I Love Dad! i Love Mom! I Love Grandpa! I Love Grandma! Born Again Jesus Love Me Little Angel Little Devil Little Rascal If They Don't Have Chocolate in Heaven I'm Not Going I'm Not 40 I'm Only $39.99 My Next Husband Will Be Normal Behind every successful man there is a woman And behind everyunsuccessful man there are two! Every person should marry After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. The wise never marry And when they marry they become otherwise. Success is a relative term It brings so many relatives! Never put off the work until tomorrow what you can put off today! Your future depends on your dreams So go to sleep! There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. Hard work never killed anybody But why take the risk! Work fascinates me I can look at it for hours! God made relatives Thank God we can choose our friends! When two's company, three's the result! 82.6 percent of statistics are wrong... 98% of the time I am right. Why worry about the other 3% If you can't make it good make it LOOK good If you can't laugh at yourself I'll do it for you. The family that sticks together should bathe more often. The fridge light DOES go out Don't Ask Me How I Know! Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life. The more you say the less people remember. I intend to live forever So far, so good.